I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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I am pretty sure you just diagnosed the reasons why!
How do you manage to stab yourself with a fork? smh
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