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apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
this beer tastes like vomit already
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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