i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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