the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
