dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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