haha nah i think the tally marks are for every guy who motor boated ;)
and the penis on her tits...well i guess to tell her that they motor boated? hahaha
dude, i got hit on in a bar saturday night. dude was talking about how he wants to move "back" to new york, how he misses it. then he ate one of my mozzarella sticks, double dipped it in the marinara sauce, and gave me $3. when he opened his wallet i saw his new jersey drivers license. after he awkwardly walked away, my friends said i should have tried to take him home. not from new jersey. never from new jersey.
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