Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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