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  she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".

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  I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.

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• what the hell kinda chick has to "scoop" jizz out of her snatch?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:13pm

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• 2:03 is an attention whore. And an actual whore too. Bonus?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:11pm

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• I love jizz in my mouth and I'm a girl. Say yes if I should let my man bust one in my mouth tonight

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:41pm

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• hahahaha, some things are better left untexted.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07pm

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• 12:13 win for use of the word snatch....it made me laugh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:14pm

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• guarantee 12:41 is either some creepy old dude or some middle schooler, but have at it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:39pm

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• I hope it's real, cuz it's funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:10pm

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• It is so easy to text wrong number in your phonebook, especially if it is to the person you are talking about. I've done it many times =[ Sad times.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:35pm

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• I dont care where she wants me to jizz, as long as we fucked and i came i'm a happy man.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:26pm

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• there's a difference between whoredom and the need to announce publicly that you enjoy guzzling jizz?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27pm

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• From your perspective...from his he's just thinking 'I'm about to bust a nut in this chick's mouth and she's going to consume it! What a whore I scored myself'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:15pm

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• hey least he still got to cum on her face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07pm

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• Yes, 3:11, we get that you like to gurgle semen. Give it a rest already.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:46pm

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• no, ass, it's publicly - go back to 3rd grade.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:24pm

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• Gross dude and ya snatch. Reminds me of pineapple express. Good movie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:21pm

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• my baby making machine is outta order so don't matter where he jizzes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:31pm

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• Sept 5th 1:03. Went to school there, SO TRUE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:19am

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• Does anyone else think that maybe he did this on purpose?

  Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 2, 10 at 4:08pm

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• I'm a guy & i love jizz on my face & in my mouth. I love having a guy dominate me like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:35am

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• IDK why that chick got all offended like such. Also sticking spoontulas in your vagina to get off in a weird way has nothing to do with the jizz that was left over. Funny but that girl sounded like a straight up bitch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:24pm

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• There's fantasy and there's reality crashing down.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:10pm

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• Oops u won't do that again. Way to go dumb ass!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:10pm

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• ouch

  Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:52pm

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• jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizzjizzjizz jizz jizzjizzjizzjizzjijzzjijzzjizzzjixjjzzjzjzjzizjxJIZZjizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz jizzjizzjizz jizz jizzjizzjizzjizzjijzzjijzzjizzzjixjjzzjzjzjzizjxJIZZ

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:37am

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• omg i have sent texts to the wrong people idk how many times i feel ur pain

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:04pm

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• Ah, new York(:

  Submitted by RiotxBaby on Jun 3, 10 at 6:06pm

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• Actually 1:39 I am 22 and I'm 12:41. Really am going out with my man tonight and I do like to swallow jizz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:03pm

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• Lmfao! Embarassing! It's ok..you should have said jk!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm

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• Lmfao scooping out jizz? What with like an ice cream scoop? Haha

  Submitted by PaddoK33N on Mar 15, 10 at 9:31pm

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• 12:41, id prefer myself jizzing in your mouth

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:29pm

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• 12:35 i've done the samething a couple of times :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:37pm

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• Quit saying jizz. Thanks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:09am

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• Do girls really get off of getting jizzed in the face? The facial expressions would be horrible.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39pm

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• Keepin' it classy in Dallas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:32am

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• True or not, good one... I feel 516s pain as if this happened to me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:53pm

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• just blow him in the end..jeez.it's not that hard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:34pm

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• 12:43 I want ur aim sn ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:34pm

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• 212 Even if you do like to swallow you don't need to tell people about. Even if it is anonymous it effectively make you a "whore" and an "attention whore"!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:01pm

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• lol, dumbass. Did you accidentally CC your mom on this, too?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:54am

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• Same same but different?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:52pm

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• how do u scoop out jiz? tht makes no sence

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:21pm

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• scoop it out???? what the fuck is wrong with you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:57pm

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• and 2:26 for the win. good call. the rest is all semantics.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:38pm

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• am i the only one who recognizes the last sentence from like 80 other texts on this site or..?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:23am

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• Uhh 3:24 what are you talking about?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:36pm

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• I believe he was making a play on words. PUBE-licly? The spelling failed a bit, though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:56pm

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• I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:50pm

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• You can swallow my jizz anytime

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:51pm

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• Anyone who calls someone a "fucktard" is clearly one themselves. :)

  Submitted by sugar_30 on Sep 3, 11 at 7:46am

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• Damn i like to meet her sluts r cool

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:17pm

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• Another 'wrong' txt joke... Real original fucktard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:08pm

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• So what I like attention I'll admit it but it is true I love to swallow his jizz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:11pm

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• Scoop it out? What do you have a big popcorn bowl for a vag? Ewww.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:23am

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• Not a whore I just like to swallow my mans jizz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:12pm

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• 917 nice attempt at being fierce, but you're still a slut!

  Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 6:16am

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• HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:14pm

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• Shhhsndnwbdbagsuxhsb way wah wah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:09pm

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