i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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