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  Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.

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• The vibrating Harry Potter broom beat you to that. Go Nimbus 2000!

  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 21, 10 at 10:46am

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• just don't poke anyone in the eye with it....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 21, 10 at 11:13am

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• warning: may contain lead

  Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Oct 21, 10 at 12:09pm

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• The reviews on Fisher-Price dildos are sucky, you get what you pay for.

  Submitted by ThaBusiness on Oct 21, 10 at 11:37am

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  • That reminds me of Full Metal Jacket. "I want sucky!"

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 8:39pm

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• Your first lifesaver more like it, now cram it up your ass like your boyfriends cock.

  Submitted by cazzo on Oct 21, 10 at 11:27am

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  • you say that like its a bad thing

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 21, 10 at 7:21pm

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• Why get a dildo when you can get something that vibrates? Waste of money..

  Submitted by queef on Oct 21, 10 at 11:33am

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• Caution: CHOKING HAZARD

  Submitted by said8ED on Oct 23, 10 at 12:08am

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• FISHER PRICE MY FIRST TIMBERLANDS!!

  Submitted by dowsh on Oct 21, 10 at 10:49am

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