where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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