It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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