Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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