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  Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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• Wow you managed to find a nice one. They can be dicks, but its true they always say ma'am hah.

  Submitted by McTastySweater on Oct 5, 12 at 1:24pm

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• And women say they want to be 100% equal.....us guys would get our asses beat and thrown in the trunk....

  Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 5, 12 at 11:04am

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• Wubbazugg, shut up, you know nothing, Texas rocks! You don't like my state, don't ever come back, more Texan girls for my friends!

  Submitted by CrashR6 on Oct 6, 12 at 1:13am

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  • nicely said crashR6. wubbazugg can go eat shit.

    Submitted by megankathryn on Oct 31, 12 at 2:13pm

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• OP is a classy broad.

  Submitted by resipsa2010 on Oct 6, 12 at 10:50am

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• Fuck Texas and everything about it. I spent enough time down in that shithole to know it blows.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 5, 12 at 11:56pm

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  • that's a broad statement about a broad state

    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Oct 6, 12 at 2:22am

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    • Full of broad people..

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 6, 12 at 12:07pm

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      • I'm from Deep South Texas, where it seems like (with apologies to Richard Jeni) one out of every three people weighs as much as the other two. Everyone has the diabeetus and everyone has hemorrhoids because Mexicans can't taste anything without a quart of hot sauce on it.

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 9:08pm

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