i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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