We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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