I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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The last sentence just killed me.
Amen
Dude. If you don't want her I will take her... That's my kinda shit, and squirrels are awesome
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