lets make this friday interesting....all the women should posts list of things they have used to masterbate with...I.E. Pez dispensers, candles, shower heads, etc.
shower head, hair brush handle, electric toothbrush on the clit, xbox controller when it vibrates, curling iron (unplugged with condom), cucumber
god i'm horny
the thing used to clean toilets with ahaha, sometimes the plungerr...
& my favorite is a bubble blower..it's like a long plastic thing, google "bubble blower" it looks like the one in the fourth image...but it's smooth without any ridges, it feels amaaazing
Does it count if someone did it for you??? I had a guy who wanted to use a wine bottle on me....at least it was an expensive bottle, made me feel a little classier....LOL
A glass vase covered in lube, the end of a straight lamp, a cucumber (but thatonly works good up the ass), ummm electric toothbrush, wii controller, air freshner, lotion bottle, end of a mop, detachable vaccum tip. So much more I can't think of
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
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