It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Randomize
