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  he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?

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• I have doubts about their fighting abilities.

  Submitted by kwdizz on Aug 20, 11 at 3:08pm

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  • They are very good at surrendering and being conquered.

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Aug 20, 11 at 5:54pm

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• France is a country that has a one track mind. They can't fight a war to save their lives (literally), but they can fuck just about anything they want.

  Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 20, 11 at 2:57pm

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• I also have doubts about their deodorant wearing abilities.

  Submitted by kwdizz on Aug 20, 11 at 3:10pm

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• Sounds too good to be true.

  Submitted by grindonME on Aug 20, 11 at 2:49pm

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• Baaah, Heineken...

  Submitted by zerothehero on Aug 20, 11 at 4:09pm

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• He failed when he got Heineken...what an awful beer...

  Submitted by Daniel_lol on Aug 21, 11 at 2:43pm

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• and cue the uti from the.dirty Frenchman....

  Submitted by danicgirl on Aug 20, 11 at 2:05pm

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• Frenchmen are pussies and fags.

  Submitted by Kilo6Actual on Aug 20, 11 at 2:47pm

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• that is so stereotypical....the rude Frenchie eats you out and then doesn't have the courtesy to fuck you afterwards.

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 20, 11 at 5:04pm

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  • I dunno... Being eaten out tops fucking in my book.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Aug 21, 11 at 1:16am

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• Better in the passenger seat of a car.

  Submitted by Michguy on Aug 21, 11 at 7:30am

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• i'm unsure as to why, but this man must have a mustache

  Submitted by iwouldfthatsu on Sep 14, 11 at 3:02pm

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• He's a keeper

  Submitted by jprincess on Aug 21, 11 at 7:44am

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• I don't doubt he talks shit about you and tells aMilne who listens that American chicks are easy.

  Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 21, 11 at 1:21am

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• Winning.

  Submitted by dynasty55 on Aug 22, 11 at 6:15pm

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• He can't be French if he paid for dinner. Frenchmen never get enough of an allowance from their mothers to entertain.

  Submitted by javajaded on Aug 21, 11 at 3:02pm

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• Fuck the French. They smell

  Submitted by Vagenius420 on Aug 20, 11 at 10:05pm

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• the French are awesome lovers!!! specially the Parisians

  Submitted by funsize21 on Aug 20, 11 at 11:19pm

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• Considering they've never won a war in their entire history, yeah.

  Submitted by nerdout270 on Aug 31, 11 at 1:25am

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• Enough of a bitch to eat out but not enough of a man to fuck

  Submitted by stealth925 on Sep 17, 11 at 5:37pm

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• you are what you eat

  Submitted by HiHigh on Sep 14, 11 at 9:40pm

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• Abso-fucking-lutely. Wait until that big slob grabs your ass and your French"man" tips him and says thank you.

  Submitted by Babypunching on Aug 20, 11 at 5:02pm

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• I have doubts about their ability to do it well..

  Submitted by niteride on Jul 3, 12 at 3:29pm

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• I second that..

  Submitted by novaleigh89 on Aug 29, 12 at 9:23am

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• You people fought a war against yourselves and if the state of you as a nation is anything to go by you lost. Heavily. Also Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Come back when you have more than 250 years of history to talk about. Fuckwads.

  Submitted by scrotum66 on Mar 4, 13 at 8:10am

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