Call me old fashioned, but I would never have sex with a girl when there was another naked guy there, especially if it's someone I know. That's just weird. Whatever happened to just two people hooking up?
I don't think people are thinking this is fake because of the actual position. They think it's fake because it's worded like a pre pubescent virgin wrote it.
Yeah that does sound disconcerting. At that point I would have looked him in the eye smile and told him, "you're next". Either he'd leave or I'd leave and that bein dependent upon his reaction.
Yea good job 426- cause every "non-slut" wants a double dicking, to eat out another girl, AND brags about her cock-master ability- if you're not now, you're about 6 months from being a stripper-
Chuck norris once had sex with a girl in front of a mirror. His reflection literally grew a boner and she sucked him off. He then high-fived is reflection. Paris caught word of this and immediatly constructed the eiffel tower to honor him. Chuck then went to italy and kicked the tower of pisa (now leaning) because the italians were outdone in their monument to him.
Could this sound ANYMORE fucking fake? I mean the mods have honestly hit an all time low with this one. This was without a doubt written by a 12 year old who just learned what eiffel towering was for the first time. All hope has been lost for this site to ever be funny again.
5:16, anyone can make up shit. Theres no point in reading a story like this if it's not true, which it clearly isn't. And 5:25, eiffel towering is when one guy fucks a girl from behind while shes blowing another guy infront of her.
I have always wanted to try an eiffel tower and maybe a 3some with another girl, but I do not consider myself a slut. Just curious, plus I love to give head, makes me hotter than anything else to have that kind of control to get the guy off.
ok just because some of you have never known the wonders of a three some doesn't mean everyone who talks about it is lying. go out buy yourselves some hookers and get educated. seriously.
5:33 because thats SUPPOSED to be fake you moron. These are supposed to be texts about crazy shit that happened the night before. If it never actually happened then it's not funny. You probably submitted this stupid shit.
Oprah- kill. Angelina Jolie-fuck. Beyonce- Marry.
Mmmm... I miss girls. I'm so sick of everyone getting called a slut- you realize that when you toss that word around, girls don't even want to get with girls anymore. Settling for guys just isn't as good. So all you people who call everyone on this site a slut, shut up!
I've had a couple 3somes with 2 girls and 2 guy the 2 girls are fun but there's something hot about a chick taking on 2 dicks at once. I know I would reather watch a porn with a mms 3aome than a ffm 3aome
@ 5:14 who gives a damn there are still other funny ones to read every now and then. If you think this site is doomed or whatever then leave and stop whining. Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny in general, fake or not.
Ok I have a really stupid question... Does that mean the girl is standing or how does that work? No I'm not a virgin and I have tried different positions but I have never felt the urge to be a slut and fuck two guys at once...
8:07 u have a guy fuck u from behind and than u blow the other guy at the same time. But to make I. The Eiffel tower they need to hi 5 over u. I don't think if a chick fucks 2 guys at once she's a slut. I think it's pretty hot
7:05, your e-penis must be so tiny if you actually just used a mom joke over tfln. Please, just go kill yourself to make your parents feel better for not getting an abortion.
Eiffel towering is when one dude hits the gi doggy style and another hits the mouth. they high five at the top to make an eiffel tower but after that it's just awk. eye contact
my cell allows 918 characters in a text (but it probably breaks it up into various texts for other people). Also... I'm having a 3-some with 2 guys soon... so it's not like it's impossible for this to be true.
Personally I think sex w 2 girls is way worse than 2 guys. I mean, the guy isn't gonna stop to change his condom everytime he changes girls, right? Personal opinnion
I like the drinking bird. Girl riding reversed cowgirl and leans forward to give bj. It reminds me of the bird that bobs back and forth dipping it's beak in the glass of water
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