Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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