Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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Those law students throw some bitchin' parties.
I never could understand why it is so hard to make it outside or to the bathroom.
Beautiful.
I gave up reading after the first line.
Lame
Only rule needed; handle your alcohol pussy!
tl;dr
Dumb. Have to tarp the whole place or just deal with it later. Whoever came up with this has way too much time on her hands.
Boring? Or just brilliant, for next day clean up?
Sounds like THE most fuckin' boring party ever. Plus, if you actually think some random tanked dood is going to make it to the tarp... Good luck tp you and your upcoming dry-cleaning bill.
Brilliant
I'm adding this to my apartment rules.
This is why Louisiana lawyers are fucking amazing!!
This is like something from "I hope they serve beer in hell"...awesome
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