Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
