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  • i soo won my break up, i raised the bar too. it just gets better and better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:58pm
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  • people do occasionally borrow lines from tv shows, it doesn't mean it's fake. just unoriginal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:22am
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  • FUCK YOOUUUUUUUU UNKNOOWWWWNN ERRRROOOOOORRRRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:52am
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  • Typical Long Island girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:42pm
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  • Fail is the most overused word on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am
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  • 1:00PM, it's true. I went through a bad breakup, but I'm still friends with her best friend. heard from her that she got HERPES. YES.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:45pm
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  • 9:59 knows the rule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:01am
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  • too late. i'm sure he was doing someone when you sent the text. precious wasted second girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:12pm
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  • 25 times a day? You must be workin them streets 12:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:25pm
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  • why are you still obsessed with what he does? prolly why he broke up with you! ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:53am
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  • every girl from long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:53pm
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  • Win it! Seriously the best way to get over ur ex is to get under someone hotter!! Do it just play safe ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:45pm
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  • HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:07pm
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  • Totally true @ 11:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:56am
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  • like that 70's show with donna and eric:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am
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  • yeah, you show him by being a tramp... dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am
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  • if she can't get laid then it's her fault.it's so much harder for guys.women get offered sex at least 25 times a day. guys actually have to work for it. if you "lose" it's your fault

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:21pm
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  • You guys are calling her a whore because you know if it happened to you you would be pissed off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:04am
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  • 12:21 you're fucking dumb. go back to your corner. and what the fuck? why does everyone on here call each other sluts, etc? i feel like i'm perpetually in high school on this website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:04pm
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  • I just lost my breakup. But it totally set me up to win in the long run... Yess!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:38am
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  • If you just need to get laid may I offer my services...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:58am
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  • She is a scuzz bucket. Who may or may not have AIDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:58pm
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  • well i hope you win this break up.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:26am
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  • getttt ittt innnnnn :] smarttttttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:54am
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  • I've played that and won - have a sense of humor you judgemental fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • 11:22. Exactly. My boyfriend and I just broke up and I'm letting him "win." He can fuck whoever he wants, be irresponsible and probably get stds. It's hard to stop caring but you're not together anymore, and having sex with someone else isn't going to get him back. It might make him jealous if he finds out, but what kind of loser are you to shove it in his face? It will only make things between you worse. Move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:00pm
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  • Pretty fucking pathetic, and typical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:57am
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  • What time does his dad get home from work? That would be the best win EVA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57pm
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  • this is why girls are so fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:11pm
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  • 2:56 why did you date her then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29pm
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  • stop hating on this texter people. i totally feel you woman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:54am
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  • Thanks for showing us the error of our ways, Captain Politicallycorrect. Now feel free to fuck the hell off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:39am
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  • It's the one who doesn''t care when the other person has sex who wins the breakup. But I understand whoever wrote this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:22am
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  • Are you kidding me? Who gives a flying fuck about their exes? I don't pay them a second though after we're broken up, or ever see them again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:36pm
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  • call me , 555-o865, I got you covered!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:33am
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  • If you cant get the job done and you're a chick, then you must be obese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:59am
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  • "the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one" I won my last break up...good luck on yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:16pm
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  • Won my last break up so hard, went out with the kid for 6 months then a week after I kissed 3 guys at a party and jerked another off.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 30, 12 at 3:27am
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  • if you are a chick and can't get laid at this very moment you are most likely quite repulsive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:04am
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  • i won my break up. just cause i'm still friends with my ex and know he hasn't gotten with anyone x]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:38am
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  • It doesn't matter who does the deed first, it's who gets the higher quality one or who has the threesome first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:01am
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  • @ 1:48 I bet high schoolers understand grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:56pm
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  • this is from a TV show, way to go monitors once again you let something fake and unoriginal on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:08am
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  • I bet your all in high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:48pm
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  • Sometimes I'm ashamed to be from LI...

    Submitted by xomarebearxo on Mar 1, 11 at 1:33am
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