the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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