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She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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(248): View more from Michigan

My bottle opener just broke off in the cork

(248): View more from Michigan

They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

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thats actually pretty good logic

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(713): View more from Texas

Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.

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(478): View more from Georgia

how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?

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(410): View more from Maryland

260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.

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(937): View more from Ohio

i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?

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