that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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