i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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