I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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