Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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