She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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That explains nothing. Tfln needs to stop approving dumbass texts
Damn she must have gotten own'd :( poor lady.
Least she didn't get hit by anal at 47 mph
47 is the number of chromosomes a person with down syndrome, only a retard could survive something so crazy, get it now?
She's obviously a fat pig. Is the car ok?
Bet she kan take a dik!!
47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what that means....
The number forty-seven occurs in nature with noticeably higher frequency than other natural numbers, it is the quintessential random number...
Oh my lord AUDRA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Y did they aprove this?
Why do half of these have NOTHING to do with things that happened last night? This isn't "text from whenever and aren't funny"
is this about allison rajk?
Means she can take it up the ass
Ahhh....right -JKIR
Hope the car had a split chassis.
I love this txt. It could easily be the opening to a short story.
I'd like to get hit with anal at 57 mph
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