Getting old with doing shots for every blank who gives a shit now if you had one
For every ounce
Of fat the get off your mom
During
Lipo then that'd funny
Also sent one in that said "I had a dream I couldn't flick my tongue anymore and it ruined my chances with my mother in law"...are neither better than this?
Im not saying tfln isn't funny anymore or bashing it or anything but this one is basically the same as one earlier but with snowflakes instead of degrees below zero, so I'm voting fake on this one.
This is hilarious. Yeah, the mods do unfortunately limit what is said because Ive even sent in a few that were epic and hilarious but.... Whatever. Too bad it's not snowing in Connecticut..
I sent one in that said "sad I choose my boxer briefs based on the looseness of the slit cuz I'm too lazy to pull my underwear down to jackoff", and this got accepted instead?
1:58 thanks for the update retard. This text must have been sent from a person in Boston because of the area code. Oh wait, maybe they weren't in Boston when they sent the text since it is quite possible to travel and bring your cell pone with moron.
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