To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
