what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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