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  • I guess now you can see where he was coming from.

    Submitted by maskedman on Aug 16, 10 at 8:11pm
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  • hahaha! I did that to my wife when we were still dating and her brother gave me the nickname bullseye.

    Submitted by destructo on Aug 16, 10 at 8:30pm
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  • It's all fun and games until someone gets jizz in the eye...

    Submitted by sh1thead on Aug 16, 10 at 9:39pm
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  • IN THE FACE!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Muffin_Man on Aug 16, 10 at 10:04pm
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  • Salty pirate!!!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 8:17pm
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  • You should have swallowed.

    Submitted by user69 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:16am
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  • Hey mr_asshole, get fucked

    Submitted by STD on Aug 16, 10 at 9:32pm
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  • Why do people fight about this stupid stuff! It's supposed to be ridiculous! If it was about calculous and golf like 5 people would be on here! Some of it may be offensive so choose not to read it , everyone has a right to their opinion but there are far better things to be outraged about than the content on tfln! Crime war hate hunger! I'm just sayin

    Submitted by MissManners on Aug 16, 10 at 11:25pm
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  • Aww. Poor baby.

    Submitted by Sav775 on Aug 16, 10 at 8:10pm
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  • this has happened to me before. unpleasant

    Submitted by hashbrowns on Aug 16, 10 at 11:50pm
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  • Yep.

    Submitted by justsaying on Aug 16, 10 at 9:17pm
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  • Had this happen. Burns like hell

    Submitted by christiechaos on Aug 17, 10 at 4:55am
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  • Let me tell you...that shit hurts!

    Submitted by livetodisco on Aug 16, 10 at 10:19pm
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  • Your absolutly right, he is only telling you nice things cause he came in your eye...and so he can get you in the other eye tommorow.

    Submitted by bankdis on Aug 17, 10 at 12:19pm
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  • I told the bitch swallow or it's going in your eye.

    Submitted by Flipboi69 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:57am
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  • Good job Austin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 11:20pm
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  • How the fuck is that a good night.

    Submitted by roflberries on Aug 17, 10 at 3:37am
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  • Try explain that to the eye doctor

    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 17, 10 at 10:57pm
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  • first

    Submitted by mhas on Aug 16, 10 at 8:04pm
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  • Jeez! From the shit that gets posted on this site anymore, the supposed moderators must all be junior high boys who just saw their first cheap porn. Ooo you came in my eye and it made me flunk my driving test...Ooo you came on my blouse and my mom could smell it so I said I spilled at Long John Silvers...Ooo he thanked me for the hand jobs I gave him before physiology class cuz it helped him get an A...Ooo we almost crashed into a moose while I was giving him road head. Enuf already.

    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 16, 10 at 8:33pm
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    • If you don't like it, don't read it. No one wants to see your complaints.

      Submitted by lumberjack2010 on Aug 16, 10 at 8:38pm
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    • C'mon sphincter, loosen up a little and don't be such an asshole. \n\nWhoa, that sent me on a flashback to the first time I asked for anal sex.

      Submitted by maskedman on Aug 16, 10 at 8:43pm
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    • STFU. you need to,\n\nWould be better. with out trolls like you, this site,

      Submitted by Yoda_I_am on Aug 17, 10 at 2:24am
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  • SHUT-UP MOM!!!

    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 16, 10 at 11:21pm
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  • /lumberjackoff...lessee if i got this right...if i don't like something i shouldn't read it cuz "nobody" wants to hear my complaints. but yer bitchin about my complaints so how about u not reading them if u don't like them?\n/maskedman...you still mad 'bout being turned down?

    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 16, 10 at 9:08pm
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    • She only said no because I refused to take off my mask.

      Submitted by maskedman on Aug 17, 10 at 4:39am
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