Hey man sorry I got all grabby
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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