I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Comparing yourself to the ex is always a losing proposition....
Never paying for your drinks makes you pathetic, not impressive
Nope, you got me on that one. Your teeth and ego are bigger than their's too. Oh, and did I mention ass and thighs?
Looks like that investment is paying off well for you...
how drunk you get every single night depends on which push up bra you're wearing? naw.. I'd rather just pay for my own drinks.
You'll have a great wake up call @ 26, that's when gravity sets in.
$20 says you have never been drunk.
He'll be more impressed if you buy yourself a long island and offer to get his next beer, honey.
BOOBIES!!!
How did her phone autocorrect blowjays to boobs?!
...I want to say slut...but I dont know how much you drink....
And how much do you drink?
Mine are fantastic!
pics or it isn't true :P
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