1:56, you don't have to be a 9, or even above a 5 to be happy seeing your ex with a beast. It's fine to get petty and bitch or send texts like this. It's normal, all women do it, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. It's good stress relief, and can even be fun. 10:51, if you don't like it, move on. I mean, it's not like there are 200 some odd pages of these.
haha my ex boyfriend left me for some girl. now theyre married with a lil girl and she totally blew up after the kid & looks like mrs puffs from sponge bob. my life its beautiful now hahahaha
9:04 is another dumb bitch. it's not about everytime a girl gets dumped, its about this retard being happy she was left for a heffer. Why don't u go argue about cell phones at a MAAD rally.
Actually, 10:51 is a girl, I just don't give a fuck. There are so many texts that are a lot more funny than this that I'm sure get denied by the moderators.
you bitches are dumb and warped. it's not an attribute to your bravado u were left for an orca. its because ur just an intolerable cunt and fucking a pig is better than listening to ur mouth. wise up.
10:58 & 10:51 MUST be men because every woman knows how GREAT it feels to see ur ex with a BEAST of a whale after u've broken up!!! yes, we Might have gotten dumped, but at least we're hot..well...hotter than the new girl.
toot toot!!!
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