Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
how drunk are you?
Several
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