Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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