she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm getting married
To pizza
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
