Fuck the walk of shame... shut the fuck up!! Boo hoo, worst walk of shame. Best. Walk of shame. ever. Epin win, epic fail... SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
i ended up in the ER because my friend got alcohol poisoning and i was at dudes house.. went back to her apt and i was locked out.. so i went w/ dude (he had to drive cuz my keys were locked at friends apt) still dressed as a french maid with a whip to the ER to get my friend.... not a pleasant experience lol
well my worst walk of shame was the night after halloween last year. walked a mile down the busiest street on my campus in a VERY slutty sailor costume with jungle juice spilled ALL over it, holding my high heals. walked past people eating outside stairing at me, then got to my dorm building and this old lady opens the door for me and literally said "have fun last night?"
Oh c'mon people. You know you're going to hook up with someone. THATS FINE. Just carry a slightly larger purse and stuff a t-shirt or something in there. Think a little in advance and next time Stride of pride it.
ive had worse... night after my sorority formal, shacked at my boyfriends frat and walked past an entire tour of prospective freshman... in a tshir with no bra, one high heel, on set of false eyelashes half glued on, makeup and hair everywhere with basketball shorts, holding my red dress in the other hand. i received a round of applause.
Walk of shame = getting caught leaving the house/room of someone you would be embarrassed to be seen with sober...
Stride of Pride = walking home looking like the night before rocked, or being seen leaving the house/room of a trophy screw.
Walk Of Shame if you live in the suburbs or the city... esp from Saturday night... I used to have to walk by a park on Sunday morning. Me and my mate would be like, "Don't be like us, kids." And all the parents give you dirty looks.
enough with these walk of shame texts. They are all fake. Here is MY walk of shame ... on a crutch with a pledge candle up my ass, a creampie running down my thighs, and a gold star on my boob with the words "cunt" in sharpie on my forehead, next to the sharpie penis, with boxers on my head and then meeting my parents back at my dorm with my preacher. Worst walk of shame since Tuesday
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