if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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