I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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