have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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