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  He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.

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• Yes. Because she can totally get to her phone, unlock her phone, find the app, load the app, and use the app... All while in the arms of her "attacker"... Fail fail fail...

  Submitted by marlishizzle on Jul 7, 10 at 11:27am

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  • She's obviously drunk and all sense of logic is out the window. It's plausible that she actually did this.

    Submitted by headhunter on Jul 7, 10 at 6:03pm

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    • You're an idiot. Her being drunk makes all of what happened in that text seem even more implausible. Drunken dexterity ftl.

      Submitted by quoteXunquote on Jul 7, 10 at 8:50pm

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      • If you can text while drunk, you can find an app while drunk.

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 8:49pm

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• Has anyone else noticed all the "iPhone app" text lately. It's like they are promoting the iPhone....\n\nTricky tricky.

  Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 7, 10 at 12:06pm

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• This never happened.

  Submitted by brodieoh on Jul 7, 10 at 12:26pm

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• Definitely fake

  Submitted by praznick on Jul 8, 10 at 12:47am

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• This happened to me but she didn't have a phone or anything so she just started to claw my back to shit.... She passed back out before I got her inside out of the rain :(

  Submitted by Squarewheel on Nov 29, 10 at 12:16pm

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• faaaake

  Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 7, 10 at 12:08pm

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• I agree with marlishizzle

  Submitted by xoNYbaby on Jul 7, 10 at 11:32am

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• ... Fail

  Submitted by afro on Jul 7, 10 at 11:24am

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• What in the hell is a vuvuzela

  Submitted by SliinkiesXD on Jul 8, 10 at 3:53am

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• Ha I love that app. But that's true, this is def fake.

  Submitted by Pjiggly on Jul 7, 10 at 12:49pm

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• This text from last night is an epic fail..

  Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 7, 10 at 12:34pm

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• I'm pretty sure if your getting raped you don't take your sweet time getting your fuckin iPhone out

  Submitted by abc101 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:07pm

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• If I hear the word "vuvuzela" one more fucking time, Im going to fucking kill someone.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 7, 10 at 5:48pm

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• She could've already had it up so all she had to do was unlock her phone

  Submitted by veedubadict on Jul 7, 10 at 12:29pm

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• Bullshit. That's all that needs to be said about this one.

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 7, 10 at 8:12pm

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• I call bullshit

  Submitted by realtree on Jul 7, 10 at 7:23pm

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• Ok guess what. The phone could have been unlocked already. That app doesn't take to long to load. If she has the iPhone 4 like I do then the load time is like one second.

  Submitted by dweb619 on Jul 7, 10 at 6:28pm

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• Clicked on comments just to post fake as well. Agreed.

  Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 7, 10 at 1:10pm

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  • You are useless as a human.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 8:48pm

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• Complete fail of a "text". Bullshit

  Submitted by shortybk26 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:33pm

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• I call fake too.

  Submitted by Michguy on Jul 7, 10 at 4:26pm

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• Those annoying things you hear at the world cup in the backround

  Submitted by bhang024 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:11am

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• Vuvuzela....

  Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:19am

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• Fakest of the fake.

  Submitted by Rikoshi on Jul 7, 10 at 2:27pm

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• Yeah maybe you shouldn't see her

  Submitted by theonetheonly on Jul 7, 10 at 11:24am

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• Moderator needs to take a giant sequoia in the ass for letting this text get posted. Yeah. Giant Sequoia.

  Submitted by JackBauer on Jul 8, 10 at 2:18am

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• No. That's all I have to say

  Submitted by shh713 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:43pm

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• Stupid as hell. If someones worried about being raped they don't take the time to get their vuvuzela app open

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:41pm

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• No shorty shorty no shorty shorty no shorty no nahh nahh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 1:07pm

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