So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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