so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
