let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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