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  Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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• I want to hear these lyrics. Lol

  Submitted by DD_Carebear on Mar 30, 10 at 6:03pm

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• Don't you dare close your eyes! Yeah, hopefully you guys worked in some of the actual lines (like the first sentence of my comment), because you could totally make that work.

  Submitted by Garner on Mar 30, 10 at 4:39pm

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• I would like to hear this song too.

  Submitted by TonyMontana on Mar 30, 10 at 6:22pm

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• "A whole new jerk off, A new fantastic face to glue, I'll watch you glow, and then I'll blow, right on your faaaacccee!"\n\nThis was my text and thats all I can remember of the lyrics. You can thank the pitchers, jackson 5s, and other random shots for my lack of memory of exactly what I sang. I did get to do a good minute before we got kicked off. I think it was the fact my duet partner Eric stopped singing and just started jacking off his mic furiously.

  Submitted by patrickwayne on Mar 31, 10 at 2:42am

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• A whole nude world A new fantastic, pointy you There's no one to tell us no Or where to go Or say you're really creamy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 12:48am

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• This should've been me. It's my area code. It's my name. And everyone knows I frequent karaoke. Dammit. I'll just pretend they were talking about me.

  Submitted by fml26 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:13pm

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• The masterbation duet prolly confused the audience, right?

  Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 31, 10 at 12:10am

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• Fail

  Submitted by vodalus on Mar 30, 10 at 6:30pm

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• Fiioorrrrrsssttt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 4:20pm

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• Only in detroit

  Submitted by izzzy11 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:18pm

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• im really curious as to the lyrics to this

  Submitted by vinogirl on Mar 30, 10 at 8:19pm

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• The dj had aids that's why he was so pissy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 8:24pm

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• Look it up. It's called a "whole nude world".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 9:34pm

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